I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You did what with his pubic hair?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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