Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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