North Korea, Best Korea!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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