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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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