I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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