idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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