THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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