Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm at about main and main street
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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