im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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