I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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