Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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