so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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