Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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