i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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