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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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