But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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