apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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