I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the gays at disneyland are vicious
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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