Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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