I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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