its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
