Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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