Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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