Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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