I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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