I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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