Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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