So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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