I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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