Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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