He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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