I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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