she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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