oh god the rape fog is back!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We are two peas in an std pod
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you remember whose house we're in?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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