Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
