in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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