My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
