Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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