I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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