And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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