theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm always down for nudity.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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