Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She bit a glass in half.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
its liver damage thursday
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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