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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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