Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
