yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
