Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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