Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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