So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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