Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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