it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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