I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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