their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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