she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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