can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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