oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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