stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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